It’s to distract the enemy for combat advantage.
Off to grandparents hope everyone’s having a gr8 Easter, my hair is superbly messy
Eyes match my shirt this is a thing that is happening
Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?
the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.
I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.
I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball